State of the art medical care
Paediatrician: 'It's nothing to worry about, that's a typical newborn rash. I'd just leave it to clear up on it's own. No need to apply any creams or anything.'
Z: 'That's what I thought. I haven't been putting anything on it, I thought that would probably just make it worse.'
Paed: 'That's right! You see! That's the maternal instinct right there! You instinctively knew what was the best way to treat your child. It never ceases to amaze me. '
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Later: 'Bruno, do you think we should be concerned that our paediatrician doesn't appear to know about Google?'
